I’m feeling some posi, nurse-witchy vibes right now!
Nurse Kill’em, my sole co-worker, with whom I had a very contentious relationship, was transferred to a different location without notice last week. Even though she made my life truly difficult - and would likely benefit from a diagnosis with emotionally unstable personality disorder, borderline type - we shared an affinity for crystals and healing stones. She and I would keep our crystals on our desks and swap tips on energy maintenance.
It was a true relief when Kill’em left. The bad vibes disappeared into the ether. I was sorry, though, that I had lost a witchy-nurse connection.
But guess what!? The replacement nurse is even more of a lithophile. I took notice of her quartz necklace upon our introduction. Nurse Avril has come to reveal that she is also a reiki healer and gives crystal skull card readings in Harlem on the weekends. She is going to read mine next week! Today she came in with a bag of pocket stones and let me chose one. 🙌🔮🙌🔮🙌🔮🙌🔮🙌🔮🙌
Oh, my dystopian neighborhood! We spent Saturday on an urban hike through the active industrial wasteland of the Dutch Kills/Newtown Creek area of Long Island City with Atlas Obscura. It was super fun(d) - though my future children may have three arms.
#tbt life of a NOTORIOUS teenage party animal.
when your meme eats you.