The best thing about my life right now is  that I can be standing in the hospital covered in MRSA and fifteen minutes later I’m drinking a beer in the pool at the country club covered in tushies (jk about the tushies).

The best thing about my life right now is that I can be standing in the hospital covered in MRSA and fifteen minutes later I’m drinking a beer in the pool at the country club covered in tushies (jk about the tushies).