Mikecohen and I spent the afternoon at UNO as guinea pigs in a psychology departments experiment. I submitted two urine samples and six vials of saliva. I also had to give a five minute speech without notice in front of a panel of scientists while I hooked up to a 12-lead ECG monitor. It was (reluctantly) homeboy’s first time but I am a seasoned pro at selling my body to science (¡never forget the $800 birth controll study!).